Even though this doesn’t actually work. I wish it did. But I also wish those buttons at crosswalks worked as well. Still, I bet we all have a gullible friend who might try to use it for real.
ThinkGeek :: Control-A-Kid Remote .
The rather obscure International Association for the Acceptance of Handshake Alternatives have set up a Cafepress store with their “no handshake” logo. Just in time for pandemic season!
This coaster should come with an Unsplatted Stan. That’s the one you give your kids. When they aren’t looking, you swipe it for Splat Stan and well… I’m sure the shocked look on your kid’s face would sure make for an entertaining, if vaguely traumatizing, morning joe. (Thanks! @TaraLazar)
What could possibly go wrong with this set up?
There, I Fixed It: This Looks Legit. Have Fun Kids!.
5 old time baby carrier patents that show there has always been a desire for hands-free baby schlepping.
Beginning with William J. Sprong’s “Child Carrier”patented in 1915. This carrier was either made for a largely proportioned daddy or a tiny baby.
Four more patents here.
Next stop: Emergency Room.
There, I Fixed It: Found My Weekend Project.
Babies don’t go in there! (via ASurroca) – TryingToFollow’s Tumblelog.
I don’t have the time to do this. But this is absentee parenting at its best and a great way to freak out your kids. All it takes is a little bit of time, some clothes, and newspapers.
Model Parent via Mischeif Maker’s Manual
If this doesn’t get speeding drivers’ attention, I’m not sure what will. Chris Sweeney’s “Bioshocking!” is very funny.
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“Honey, I forgot the wire rack.” No problem if you have a shopping cart. You could use the top layer for warming buns.
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