A month or so ago, I posted my official letter of surrender to American Girl. It outlined the futility of several year struggle against the juggernaut when they named their Girl of the Year, “Lanie”. Having a daughter named Lane, who we call Laney, meant that all further resistance was utterly pointless. A few days [...]
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An Open Letter of Surrender to American Girl®
Dear American Girl, I have grown to respect you as a worthy and wily foe. But I have grown battle-weary and the events of last week have convinced me of the hopelessness of further resistance on my part in our four-year struggle This war began shortly after my daughter’s first birthday, when I [...]
